This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
- You have/had braces.
- You have had teeth pulled.
- You have dyed your hair.
- You have food allergies.
- You are diabetic.
- You are currently wearing bracelets of some kind.
- You have your ears pierced.
- You are eating food.
- You wish you had more followers.
- You are married.
- You have pets.
- You have a crush.
- You have more than one poster on your wall.
- You can play an instrument.
- You are sitting on a bed.
- You enjoy anime.
- You have played Minecraft.
- You are a writer.
- You have artistic talent.
- You have something you should be doing.
- You have a TV in your room.
- You know your star sign by heart.
- You listen to music in a different language.
- You are transgender.
- You are heterosexual.
- You are homosexual.
- You are bisexual.
- You are pansexual.
- You are asexual.
- You are demisexual.
- You are polysexual.
- You dislike chocolate.
- You think you are intelligent.
- You have a muse.
- You have an ongoing idea in your head for a game, movie, ect.
- You have been to college.
- You are currently sick.
- You have mental disorders.
- You have to go to the bathroom.
- You have a song stuck in your head.
- You are part of a fan group that is small or unpopular.
- You have the “snipping tool” in your taskbar if you’re running windows 7.
- You have had crushes on fictional characters.
- You have several piercings.
- You are wearing glasses.
- You own more than three cosplays.
- It is nighttime for you.
- You enjoy singing.
- You have a rare blood type.
- Your icon is not human.
- You are thirsty.
- You are tired.
- You are sad.
- You have shot a gun.
- You have broken a bone.
- You have been hospitalized.
- You are in the dark.
- You are in a relationship.
- You have had sex.
- You have children.
- You like to paint.
- You have been on an airplane.
- Your eyes are two different colors.
- You have several best friends.
- You can swim.
- You like to dance.
- You have been to more than one country.
- You are unique.
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan